A Ninth Ward Drink For Nicole Kidman

I couldn’t tame her with my Frank TJ Mackey impression Joe. The Ninth Circle Satanic cult was too strong bro. We were both cult children so it never worked out when I couldn’t defeat red cloak in EWS.

Nicole Kidman Witch

The Ninth Ward

1 1⁄2 oz Bourbon, Bulleit
1⁄2 oz Elderflower liqueur, St. Germain
3⁄4 oz Lime juice
3⁄4 oz Falernum
2 ds Peychaud’s Bitters

Ninth ward cocktail

Instructions
Shake and strain, garnish with orange slice

Nicole Goran Magic

CONCLUSION

Hey Joe, give it a go. Or are you afraid of Russell Crowe? Have a go with Crowe bro. We’re bros right Joe. Hey Joe, whatta ya know?

16 thoughts on “A Ninth Ward Drink For Nicole Kidman

  1. [img]http://www.conspirazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/UN-Women.jpg[/img]

    grande dame veronica loves me

    she loves me not

    she loves me

    loves me not

    the thought of harming a woman or our dear mother earth makes me sick to my stomach. billy boy is at trump’s derelict casino waiting 4 a nozh scrap

  2. She could never understand why Demi Lovato makes me cry. I learned my lesson in Cocomo Joe. That eutrophied lake Demi is posing in front of brings the General to tears. Sitting on the dock of trout lake watching the time roll away without fish is not an ideal scene. Makes me get ver klempt instead of just clamming up.

  3. [img]http://www.conspirazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/200.gif[/img]

    Tabloid sez Crowe is bigger savior than Cruise. The true holder of the matrix of leadership. Fish knows this because we could never rip open optimus prime toy’s chest because he was too big to steal, unlike the Decepticon leader.

  4. Cruise calling her the b word was all in the past thanks to my enlightened reign over mankind. I just blew a fart of holy air. a quaff of luxurious perfumed flatulence. Gaddafi demanded his amazons always smelled his farts and agreed they smelled like roses. We need an enlightened reign like his before Russell Crowe walks into the bar and starts another fist fight. I have a unobtanium plate in my turban Rusty. Come at me brah. I’ll head butt u to oblivion

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